SKIT: "The Cloud Files"
SETTING: A hazy, white void. Two fluffy, uncomfortable-looking caption clouds float into the scene. On the LEFT: ROD BLAGOJEVICH (RB). He’s wearing a sharp, slightly too-tight suit, a gold watch, and sunglasses, even though there’s no sun. He looks like he’s waiting for a limo that never arrives. He’s pacing. On the RIGHT: GRAHAM PLATNER (GP). He’s wearing a flannel shirt that’s seen better days, looking frantic, holding a smartphone that has no signal bars. He looks like he’s running from the cops -not running for office. SOUND: A dial-up modem screeches, but it’s distorted and slow. Then, a ringtone: The same one on your phone when you first got it. (RB taps his watch. GP finally gets a signal and dials.) RB: (Answering) Hello? GP: Is this Rod Blagojevich? RB: Yes, it is. GP: "The" Rod Blagojevich? The one who tried to sell Obama’s seat? RB: (Sighs) Look, if this is some kind of joke... I’ve already done the prison thing. I’ve done the pardon thing. I’m in the "Cloud...