The Pied-à-Terre Affair (Act 2)
A Commedia dell'Arte Play in One Act (Preface) All persons, places, and events in this comedy are entirely fictitious and bear no resemblance to any real public figures, political controversies, or administrative proceedings. Any similarity is purely coincidental, a product of the author’s fertile imagination and the collective unconscious of the city. The audience is invited to use their own discretion in guessing which real-world "pillars of society" might be hiding behind these masks. The resemblance is a mere accident of art, not a reflection of truth. (Setting) The scene is a simple, low-budget stage in Central Park. A large white sheet hangs as a backdrop, onto which a video projection of Times Square (looking up Broadway) creates a deep, distorted perspective. A small band of musicians (flute, lute, and a drum) sits stage left. A crowd of extras mingles in the background, snacking and checking their phones. The band plays a frantic, Rossini-esque overture. The musi...